Penguins plan to poo on Planning Minister
On Monday morning, June 18th, a pair of penguins and their friends and supporters will gather outside the offices of the Department of Sustainability and Environment with the intention of pooing on the Planning Minister, Justin Madden.
Monday June 18th marks the start of the Panel Inquiry into
Mr. Madden, according to the penguins, is trying to rush the channel deepening project through the planning process and circumvent open inquiry.
The Planning Minister has disallowed cross-examination during the hearings, and shortened the process to the point that the Inquiry members will find it difficult to properly assess the project. Neither the public nor parties to proceedings are allowed to ask questions during the Inquiry, except by written request through the Chairman. No members of the previous panel hearing, as experienced and well informed as they are, were called to sit on the Inquiry for the Supplementary Environment Effects Statement. The Minister has refused to negotiate on these issues.
The penguins are extremely concerned that the Planning Minister might allow the
The penguins are also upset by the
An EPA advisory issued earlier this year recommended reduced human consumption of fish from the
The penguins hope to present the Planning Minister with a penguin poo petition calling for the toxic waste not to be dumped in their Bay. A spokes-penguin said "Penguins are very civilized. We won’t actually poo on the Minister at this stage. It will be a symbolic gesture in the hope that he will learn to respect all species, including his own kind."
Two major spokes-penguins, Poisoned of Port
The penguins are supported by Blue Wedges Coalition, Earthcare St Kilda, and Bellarine Sea Star.
Address of Penguin protest:
Time: 9 am Monday 18th June
Send an email to contact@bluewedges.org if you would like us to pass on your support to the Penguins, or if you would like further details from them.
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